You are very very funny our native UK pal...
hope you could easy re-read that post out again (and again) and see how double funny it looks that you found a wanker word belongs to you. Nice of paranoid sample and big laugh for rambler dictionary redirect!
Total Wankerz are any of what you've strange called MC Driven Garage. London could keep its local TT coupe rap proud with such tingz but Russian Massive never gives a fuck or respekt such vibe.
Deal with it bwoy love it or not.
Use english my man, otherwise you turn to mess sometime... Trust!
Easy man...
p.s. Pulpa and Pelpa are not the same.